Add me if any of the following apply to you: you have an unhealthy love for one Jim Halpert (especially post-strike Jim, dreamysigh), you wish you could get sick in Seattle with the hopes of being treated by super hot McDoctors, you spend your days wishing you could be a forensic scientist at the Jeffersonian with the squints, you really do love House in spite of (and also because of) his snark, you sometimes wonder what your superpower would be if you were a real Hero, you know for certain that the cancellation of shows such as Firefly and Arrested Development was in fact a government conspiracy, you can't decide who you love more: Sam or Dean Winchester (so you choose to love them both), you wholeheartedly believe that Buffy and Angel lived happily ever after, you find yourself making "that's what she said" jokes more often than is healthy, watching Pushing Daisies makes you want to bake and/or eat lots and lots of pie, you sort of wish that Central Perk actually existed, you find your vocabulary becoming more and more like that of Project Runway's Tim Gunn, you can appreciate good photography, great music and amazing movies, and if you were stuck on an island with Sawyer, you would so tap that. (So say we all.)